things i have learned recently:
- according to will, eskimo kisses are not two people rubbing noses. apparently, one person breathes out through their mouth while the other breathes in through their nose. it's awkward, we've tried it. and if one person is stuffed up and the other has bad breath, it's not pretty.
- even if the eighties are coming back in style, hot pink tights with hot pink boots will never be in style.
- "smoking damages sperm and decreases fertility."
- "smoking decreases blood flow and may cause impotence."
- really american people are annoying.
- really american people who insist on doing american things in a different country are even more annoying.
- really american people who do bad british accents are the worst of all.
- if you are ignorant and don't know who meryl streep is, that apparently makes you "down-to-earth."