if you happened to be eavesdropping in on any of the conversations my sister and i had last week, here's what you might have heard...

tv: i'm not funny.
mv: yes you are.
tv: not intentionally.

mv: i always thought maroon 5 was the name for an ugly band. that, and hoobastank.

mv: it's never been that hard for me to get over a guy.
tv: that's because you've never been dumped before.
mv: oh right...

tv: remember when i was in kindergarten and i would wear my pink saddle shoes, pink frilly socks, a skort, and t-shirt with some sort of bear on it every day?

mv: your hair is very asian today.

tv: i'm always the first to admit when a girl is hot. that's probably why people think i'm a lesbian. that, and the hair.

mv: i want our waitress to be my best friend.

mv: today, i ate a taco salad and watched an eight-hour ashlee simpson marathon. i felt like i didn't deserve dinner.
tv: didn't you do sit-ups during the commercial breaks?
mv: yeah, i wanted to feel like i was doing something.