i got to the denver airport today and sat down in an empty row near my gate. i was facing a family in the next row. there were two women, a son, two teenage daughters, and a man who i assumed must be the father. the girls were extremely pretty, and i glanced at the dad, who was skinny, kind of scraggly, and had BIG LIPS. then i realized that i was sitting by none other than steven tyler, lead singer of aerosmith, and his brood. i don't think they were on my flight, but i watched them discreetly (or what i hope was discreetly) as they hung out and ate lunch. it wasn't much, but it was awesome.