meghan and i just went to see the two towers, which is so much better than the first lord of the rings movie. some choice quotes:

me: (as orlando bloom is kicking some uruk hai butt) oh my god, he's hot.

meghan: i love gollum, he's so cute!

me: (watching the girl trying to get with aragorn) get your own man, woman! he's taken!

meghan: (after i said that nothing could be uglier than an army of uruk hai) what if it were an army of carrottops? (i once said that he's the ugliest man alive)

me: (watching frodo and sam) why don't you just kiss each other and get it over with?

me: why don't they just cut the tops off the ladders so the uruk hai can't get in? seriously, i could be a general.