i accidentally stayed up until one last night because i got my nstv dvd and got sucked in. i watched almost all of the special features, and ended up sitting through jake's entire 72-minute-long director's commentary. but what a good reason to stay up. i was laughing really loudly at things i've seen at least 50 times, and even more loudly at new things, like the camera tests from the beginning of the year.
my favorite quotes from the "witness stand" tests:
topher/full of himself - "i'm not gonna say that i have the perfect bone structure... but medically speaking, i have the perfect bone structure in my face. so usually people aren't angry with me, except for maybe ugly people."
kelly/in love with her attacker - "maybe i'll hear that short, crisp, feminine voice saying, 'give it to me bitch. give it now.'"
nafis/blames it on a UFO - "you know who was sleeping with my best friend? that damn UFO!"
matt/clue butler - "i overheard this conversation between colonel mustard and professor plum. and they were talking about miss peacock and her little secret. you know, how she's a transsexual..... so for the record, it was miss peacock, on the pool table, with the sex."

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